Professional People-dodger

I enjoy a slew of random things. I hope you will, too.

dogshaming: This is what happens when you are bad My humans seem to enjoy humiliating me when I am feeling down! View Post shared via WordPress.com Why westies are superior… IN YOU FACE DERRRRN!!!

dogshaming:

This is what happens when you are bad

My humans seem to enjoy humiliating me when I am feeling down!

View Post

shared via WordPress.com

Why westies are superior… IN YOU FACE DERRRRN!!!

(via teacupquestions)

collegehumor: Dat Ass Stockings That’s some foine milk n’ cookies, gurrl.

collegehumor:

Dat Ass Stockings

That’s some foine milk n’ cookies, gurrl.

(Source: humortrain.com)

ah! sailor moon!

ah! sailor moon!

(Source: sailorsamara, via vintage-visuals)

This is pretty much how I view life.

This is pretty much how I view life.

(Source: brit, via vintage-visuals)

collegehumor: Baby Isn’t Very Good At Skiing But they’re really good at adorbz! I really should be studying…

collegehumor:

Baby Isn’t Very Good At Skiing

But they’re really good at adorbz!

I really should be studying…

(Source: reddit.com)

collegehumor: Alternative Baby-Making Route When a man loves a woman very, very much, he takes her to a basic gas station or car wash. WHAT IS THIS?

collegehumor:

Alternative Baby-Making Route

When a man loves a woman very, very much, he takes her to a basic gas station or car wash.

WHAT IS THIS?

(Source: reddit.com)

collegehumor: Skydiving Cat It had to be done.

collegehumor:

Skydiving Cat

It had to be done.

(Source: reddit.com)

collegehumor:

This Girl is the Ultimate Photobomber [Click for full gallery]

Sometimes photobombing is an artistic endeavor that transforms a photo into a beautiful portrait. And sometimes, photobombing is downright frightening, especially when the person stays in character so well. WHY IS SHE GETTING CLOSER? HALP! HAALLSDGJPP!

OMG THIS GIRL IS MY HERO.

collegehumor: Dog Eats From Comfy Position He’s got it all figured out. I am siding with this dog today.

collegehumor:

Dog Eats From Comfy Position

He’s got it all figured out.

I am siding with this dog today.

(Source: onegif.com)

collegehumor: Liquor Store Miracle Praise Jose Cuervo. THIS.

collegehumor:

Liquor Store Miracle

Praise Jose Cuervo.

THIS.

(Source: say10.com)

walter’s disbelief

image

(Source: sirheisenberg, via teacupquestions)

collegehumor: Jack Nicholson in Les Miserables All work and no food makes the poor rise up 

collegehumor:

Jack Nicholson in Les Miserables

All work and no food makes the poor rise up 

(Source: reddit.com)

Sorry of my life.

Sorry of my life.

(via collegehumor)

What I wish the weather was outside… Today has just been one of those perpetually lonely days where nothing and no one can make me feel better. I have no motivation. I am stuck. It has been a year since I lost my Nanny. A lot can happen in a year… then again not much really has. I started off today feeling awesome because I actually could sleep last night, and now, I don’t know. I feel like if I disappeared it would take people a few weeks to notice. Maybe it’s just because I don’t know. For the first time in a long time I have no idea what is bothering me. Or maybe it’s just that everything is bothering me and I need to sink into my cave for a while. That does sound nice…

What I wish the weather was outside…

Today has just been one of those perpetually lonely days where nothing and no one can make me feel better. I have no motivation. I am stuck. It has been a year since I lost my Nanny. A lot can happen in a year… then again not much really has. I started off today feeling awesome because I actually could sleep last night, and now, I don’t know. I feel like if I disappeared it would take people a few weeks to notice. Maybe it’s just because I don’t know. For the first time in a long time I have no idea what is bothering me. Or maybe it’s just that everything is bothering me and I need to sink into my cave for a while. That does sound nice…
collegehumor: Pretty Girl, Creepy Photobomb Soon. WIN.

collegehumor:

Pretty Girl, Creepy Photobomb

Soon.

WIN.

(Source: reddit.com)